Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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