Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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