we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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