Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses

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(217): View more from Illinois

If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know

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(907): View more from Alaska

Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.

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