i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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