your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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