We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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