My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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