Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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