this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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