If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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