But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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