gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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