i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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