just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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