And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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