When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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