I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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