I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Randomize
