Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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