eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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