that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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