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(604): View more from British Columbia

her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to

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(347): View more from New York

so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"

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(408): View more from California

You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's not kidnapping if it's romantic

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol

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(602): View more from Arizona

I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am

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(513): View more from Ohio

He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!

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