Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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