TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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