I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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