Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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