wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
