Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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