Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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