she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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