NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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