remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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