I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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