pedialite and red bull = repair kit
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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