It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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