You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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