I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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