Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
did i just pee glitter
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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