The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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