lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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