Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Actions speak louder than pants.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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