Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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