Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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