Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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