My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
well you can't waste a boner
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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