they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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