Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
