HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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