i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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