She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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