What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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