Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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