Do vagina's smell?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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