Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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